How does one transport 10 foot long sections of rain gutter in a 1998 Chevy Cavalier? Click "read more" to find out!

In case anybody hadn't heard, the "Flag Protection Amendment" was short one vote in Senate and is now done. I keep asking myself what the men behind The Boston Tea Party would say to such an amendment.

Anyway, here's some quotes stolen from The Coffee Show on KGLT:

Gotta love The Demeter Fragrance Library. It's good to know that someone out there is willing to help you smell you smell your best. Yeah, forget all those typical perfume fragrences and try smelling like landromat or pruning sheers.

Actually, I wouldn't mind smelling like mango or basil. (Uh...I don't know why I like the smell of basil) However, I really don't see how it's possible for anyome to smell like sex on the beach or snow.

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Last week, a political ad started airing, taking aim at John Tester, Democrat candidate running against Sen. Conrad Burns. Anybody who's read this site regularly knows how much I can't stand Sen. Burns, so it probably isn't any surprise that the ad bothered me. It was an obvious piece of fiction, where a barber claims that Mr. Tester came in, and somebody shut him up with the standard accusation of liberalism.

It only took a day for a counter ad by the state Democratic party to state that the original ad was fiction, but the original kept playing for several days. It got pretty comical after a while.

Here in Montana and a few other places, wherever someone has passed away due to a car accident, a cross is often erected on the side of the road. Click on "read more" to read more!

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It might be a bit of a touchy subject, but I have something on my mind.

I was always taught that Judge Not Lest You Be Judged and Love Your Neighbor As Yourself were some of the core tenants of Christianity. Lately though, when the subject of homosexuality comes up, many Christian turn into spiteful jerks. Click to read more!

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