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Click "Read More" to see me tear apart a newagey article about narcolepsy! Doing so wore me out.

Thanks to the efforts of The Montana Sedition Project, Governor Schweitzer has signed posthumus pardons for 78 people, originally convicted almost 90 years ago of criticizing the actions of their government.

I could probably go on about how we should learn from history, but I'm sure the lesson is obvious.

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They're a few guys who do a skit comedy show on cable local access in one Montana town. And available for download.

They're The Pizza Show.

I got yet another letter from Sen. Burns. I send one email and I'm stuck on his mailing list forever.

This time, he's announcing the introduction of the Gasoline Consumer Anti-Price-Gouging Protection Act. Whether or not that bill does any good remains to be seen, but the fact that it's coming from someone declared by Time Magazine as one of America's worst Senators sure doesn't help.

It seems that the men of the world are pretty damn insecure about sexual prowess, considering all the "potency" spam flying about. It's definitely not a new thing, considering that sellers of herbal medicines have been pushing animal parts as enhancers for centuries...

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I have a crazy question. Why are American kids obligated to pledge allegiance to a flag, and not to the US Constitution?

Like ninjas making peace with the pirates, Apple released a software package that enables Intel-based Macs to boot into Windows. It's worlds colliding, and I think it's a good thing.

Now, if only Mac laptops wouldn't look like bathroom fixtures.