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Or at least my vote.

I recieved a lovely letter today from Sen. Conrad Burns (R, MT). He wanted to remind me, in this time of the filing of tax returns, all he's done to reduce my tax burden...

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Please understand that tailgating my car will not make the gravel truck ahead of me go any faster.

I wrote a poem out of spam subjects about "sexual enhansors" and...watches. Read more!

Bad music choice ruins a commercial! Surprise surprise! Read more.

A few nights ago, a poem came to me in a dream. It's pretty creepy, so...

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Yesterday was the 5 year anniversary of my quitting smoking. No, I'm not gonna get on that high horse about it. I just want to say that I'm glad I made it this far.

One thing I do want to mention: if someone tells you that they quit smoking, never say "Good for you!" Quitting is an ongoing thing, so it's better to just wish them luck.

Top of cool flash animation! Yes! Geeks In Love. Life is good if you're a geek in love. Trust me.

It's quite sad that I caught a lot of the refrences to other Flash animations, though. Stil, you should still watch it several thousand times to gape at the wonderful random phrases on the female geek's shirt. "This T-Shirt Is Zig" indeed!

Andrew Kepple's done some top of cool stuff in the past. I previously featured his "All Your Base Rhapsody" but you can check out Too Much Spare Time animation site for more fun. The world's a better place. Or something.